I get the same questions a lot so I've decided to make a FAQ to save me answering them.


Q: What programs do you use?
A: Flash Pro 8 for pretty much everything. Photoshop 7 to crop/edit photos.

Q: Where can I download them?
A: Go away.

Q: How can I download your games?
A: Firefox > Tools > PageInfo > Media > SaveAs
Works everywhere for everything.

Q: What is the music in x?
A: It should be listed in the credits or author's comments.

Q: Where can I download it?
A: If it's from the Newgrounds Audio portal then I'll usually stick in a link in the credits or author comments. Otherwise you can't download it.

Q: Do you do requests or commissions?
A: Nope.

Q: Need any help with story, art, programming, music etc?
A: Nope. Unless I ask.

Q: What graphics tablet do you use?
A: I used a leet gaming mouse until recently, now I'm using an average one which ain't doing too well.

Q: Do you have any tutorials?
A: Just these:
[link] - How to draw in Flash
[link] - Another example

Q: Teach me how to code stuff!
A: Use Google unless it's a very specific and simple question.
This is how you use Google: "actionscript 2" + "your problem here"

Q: Know any good AS2 tutorials?
A: Eh try some of these random ones from ma bookmarks:
[link] - Platform game example
[link] - How to write tidy code
[link] - Depths
[link] - Key Codes

Q: Did you make Adventure Quest?
A: Nope.

Q: How do I make an RPG?
A: You can't.
A2: Learn to draw, learn to animate, learn to code, become leet, steal ideas, play RPGs.

Q: Hey can you put my character in your next game?
A: Nope.

Q: How do you beat x in your game x?
A: Go find a walkthrough on Newgrounds or maybe even Kongregate or YouTube.

Q: Someone stole your Flash!!
A: Good, more ad revenue for me.

Q: "Insert misc complaint here"
A: Tragic.

To be updated!!!!

I should be studying, so I think I'll just keep this journal on ma frontpage for a while to alienate people.